Wrap up

What were your favorite and least favorite items on the menu?

Favorite flavor: Original

Least favorite flavor: Raspberry

Favorite topping: Toffee bits

Least favorite topping: Coconut

Favorite coffee: Mocha (not iced!)

Least favorite coffee: Espresso Shot

Favorite Berryline staff member: Just kidding, I love them all! And don’t know their names.

How much weight did you lose?

I’m not going to weigh myself tomorrow morning because I contaminated myself with sushi and beer. But in six days, each time weighing myself after waking up (although the latter time was much later in the day owing to my absurd sleep habits), I lost seven pounds.

Will you keep the weight off?

I’ll update in a week and again in a month.

How expensive was the diet?

In total, it cost about $95.76. That sounds like a lot, but it actually is not that ridiculous.

One school year eating at HUDS costs $4,983. For that much, you could do my diet over and over for almost exactly one full calendar year at Berryline.

In addition, let’s assume you are not absurd and don’t feel the compulsion to buy all your water at Berryline. That shaves about $14 off the cost, bringing us to $81.76. $4,983 will then buy you over 60 weeks of Berryline food.

Not to mention that I was ordering much more than I needed in order to try everything. There is no godly reason to pour chocolate syrup on anything (admittedly that was free, but same applies to the chocolate chips and coconut). This is also true for the weight loss.

Was it good for you?

I’m not qualified to say. I can say that with the exception of one evening, I felt fully awake, alert and healthy despite eating fewer meals.

What was most surprising?

I only needed 12 bottles of water. Although I did drink a lot of smoothies and coffee.