I had another diet-related dream last night, in which I was starving and stranded in Berrylineless New York.
Now that I’m done with the toppings, I thought I’d go back to my standby of original with raspberries and strawberries. It was, of course, delicious–berries are really the strength of Berryline, would you believe. I also had a small Mocha with skim milk, plus a packet of Splenda. My favorite coffee so far (I guess because it doesn’t taste like coffee). Total cost $7.72.
The girl at the register said “I don’t know if we should give you more Berryline” (I’m not sure whether because she felt bad for me or because they didn’t like my reviews) and also seemed to know my opinion on the nuts (“skeptical”), so I have to presume she’s reading (hi!), although I don’t know how she recognized me. One of the customers also commented that he thought my week was done. For the sake of other Berryline staffers and customers who don’t know what I look like but want to praise my glory, and also to break up the spartan layout of this blog, here are some pictures of previous meals.
Me looking dubious about the banana topping (see the brownness?).
Me drinking a vitamin-enhanced smoothie.
Me and my support group at the 'line
I also look vaguely unhealthy and unattractive in these photos, and have red eye in some of them, all unfortunate and little-known side effects of a Berryline diet.
Total cost: $7.72
Cumulative cost: $83.32
October 22, 2008 at 4:13 pm
You ALWAYS have red eyes in photos.